Living Young, Reckless & With No Regrets

Ask me anything   Maddie 19. Sophomore at The University of Rhode Island.

how could I not pick this card? #cardsagainsthumanity

how could I not pick this card? #cardsagainsthumanity

— 1 day ago
#cardsagainsthumanity 
Bae:babe come over
Me:I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae:my parents aren't home
Me:I literally just put them in the oven
— 2 days ago with 376194 notes

fitness-ting:

justanotherforestelf:

this man deserves an award.

What a beautiful statement he’s making

(Source: sandandglass, via bae-5ic)

— 2 days ago with 287466 notes
thank you wise fortune cookie

thank you wise fortune cookie

— 5 days ago
most intense game ever @kathryn_r_s

most intense game ever @kathryn_r_s

— 1 week ago with 1 note

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 week ago with 378904 notes

lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

image

So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 week ago with 130535 notes

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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— 1 week ago with 140105 notes
thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 week ago with 40053 notes

dekutree:

charlavail:

wow

what a dumb shithead i’ll take 12

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 week ago with 169326 notes