Living Young, Reckless & With No Regrets

Ask me anything   Maddie 19. Sophomore at The University of Rhode Island.

thanks to the best boyfriend for the suprise road trip to Vermont to the Ben and Jerry’s factory and magic hat brewery! #icecream #beer #whatsbetter #vermont

thanks to the best boyfriend for the suprise road trip to Vermont to the Ben and Jerry’s factory and magic hat brewery! #icecream #beer #whatsbetter #vermont

— 1 week ago
#icecream  #beer  #whatsbetter  #vermont 
how could I not pick this card? #cardsagainsthumanity

how could I not pick this card? #cardsagainsthumanity

— 3 weeks ago
#cardsagainsthumanity 
Bae:babe come over
Me:I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae:my parents aren't home
Me:I literally just put them in the oven
— 3 weeks ago with 393034 notes

fitness-ting:

justanotherforestelf:

this man deserves an award.

What a beautiful statement he’s making

(Source: sandandglass, via bae5ic)

— 3 weeks ago with 293525 notes
thank you wise fortune cookie

thank you wise fortune cookie

— 4 weeks ago
most intense game ever @kathryn_r_s

most intense game ever @kathryn_r_s

— 1 month ago with 1 note

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 month ago with 390693 notes

lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 month ago with 132498 notes

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 month ago with 159987 notes
thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 1 month ago with 42616 notes